What she order? Fish fillet.

fuckyeahthespianpeacock:

-humaankameleonn

• Television: In the criminal justice system--
• Me: SEXUALLY-BASED DEFENSES ARE CONSIDERED ESPECIALLY HEINOUS. IN NEW YORK CITY, THE DEDICATED DETECTIVES WHO INVESTIGATE THESE VICIOUS FELONIES ARE MEMBERS OF AN ELITE SQUAD KNOWN AS THE SPECIAL VICTIMS UNIT. THESE ARE THEIR STORIES. DUN DUN

(Source: nayaswag)

robbiemacdonald:

Forever.

College seems to change everyone. 

Everyone.

Why am I even coming home?

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eli-manning:

year-of-the-tiger:

greenscrewdriver:

askbatts:

HOLY FUCK

I ACTUALLY CANT BREATHE

SWEET JESUS

…

SWEET JESUS

i had no idea what to expect and that made it all the sweeter.

just listen to it. it’s worth it.

DEAR LORD

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looseey:

Ayyy must be the moneyy

<3

shallowearth:

I made this for my friend Alex. It’s perfect on every level. Seriously crack myself up sometimes.

my god you are so pretty 

^_^

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